Ever since the local business Totally Awesome Computers went out of business, I've been enjoying the comfort that comes with knowing I won't have to watch another stupid SuperDell commercial. Yes, we're still stuck with his annoying PC Laptops friend, but he's somewhat tolerable. Besides, he loves me, this I know, for his commercial tells me so.
Then a few months ago, Dell found his way onto a Money Train commercial set and they must have not known they were filming him. I can't imagine they actually hired him to try to get my business. That is just unfathomable. But commercials are one thing. The thought of having that man as governor of my state is another.
Yes, that's right. If you didn't know (or just had completely blocked it out of your mind, like I had), Dell Schanze is running for Governor. I know there's not much chance of his being elected, but reading his spiel in my Voter Information packet had me shaking my head so much I thought it would come off.
He says something along these lines:
Pray about who to cast your vote for, because you can't afford to make the wrong choice, and you WILL be held accountable for what you decide.
Um, okay, fear mongerer. You could have just as easily said "Vote for me or go to hell." I laugh when I type that, but that man just really really really really really gets under my skin.
I usually respect other people's views and try not to get involved with who they vote for...but a vote for Dell Schanze is a vote against Lyndsie Burgener's sanity...and who wants that?
I am Lyndsie Burgener, and I approve this message.
3 comments:
He has a dell schanze in hell of winning.. ha ha ha.
Hey Lyndsie! I was just checking things out at the class of 99 blog and saw that you were there. I didn't know that you were so funny...wait, yes I did!! You were a total riot to work with at Albies. I know that you probaly don't remember me, but you can check us out at theevermovingborcherts.blogspot.com
Glad to see you haven't changed too much!
Janice Larson Borchert
Oh my goodness, that was way to good. I also had forgot he was running until I went to vote last week. And if I'm going to Hell because I didn't vote for him, at least you'll be there with me, and so Hell can't be that bad! Love you!
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